Your story reminded me of my funny-cat-in-the-bed story: My cat was sleeping on my chest. I turned to sleep on my side and slammed him into the wall. It was so loud it woke me up. Needless to say, he was not happy with me.
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What Comical or Funny thing Has Happened Randomly in Your Life ?
by flipper inthought we could all use a bit of a lighter humorous subject to start our weeks up a bit easier .
so what weird or off beat, funny experiences have happened to you in your past or recently that was comical, funny or just bizarre ?
would like to hear from you.
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HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE? (fluff test)
by Mary inever see those two british women on tv that go into some slob's home that looks like something out of a stephen king novel?
take their quiz to see if you're a neat-freak, or a sloth-in-waiting: http://www.bbcamerica.com/content/100/quiz.jsp.
here's mine:.
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Mrs. Witness
I am Gleaming as well! I love this show!
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This is the argument my dad used to justify "new light"
by marmot ini was talking with my dad the other week and i revealed my doubts (well, not doubts really, conviction) that noah's flood didn't cover the earth.
he tried the usual, first he printed up all the stuff on the flood that he could find on the wt cd (even though i told him that i already read everything the society has ever written about the flood) and when that failed to convince me he brought out the ol' trust in jehovah(tm) line .
plus, he said that since i was so enamored with science to disprove the flood i should consider how science doesn't have the same position on certain subjects compared to the past and that it's based on progressive understanding.
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Mrs. Witness
There was an interesting show about the flood on the History channel. I don't remember all of it, but the gist of the show was that the Holy Bibley account was probably based on other stories from that time and that it was probably about an Assyrian (I'm not sure that that was the nationality though) merchant who rode out a local flood in a sea south of Mt. Arrarat. It was very interesting. I hope they show it again soon. Sorry I don't have more details...I didn't take notes!
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Chilvary, Women's Rights and Striking a Woman
by coolhandluke inbefore i start this, i under no circumstance condone striking another human especially a woman except for in self defense.. with that stated i was bred to believe and still do that it is my responsibility to protect the women in my life.
i try to teach a measure of self defense to my sisters daughters and almost every girlfriend and female friend that i've ever had.
the following thoughts were produced from a discussion with my ex girlfriend.
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Mrs. Witness
As a woman, I am teaching my girls that if you hit someone, you should expect to get hit back. I think men are justified in hitting women if the women hit them first (I'm not talking about abuse situations here...don't lambaste me!).
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Quote of the Day
by purplesofa in" it is never too late to be what you might have been".
i read this today and thought of you.
purps.
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Mrs. Witness
"In these words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on."--Robert Frost
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Would You Condone Giving Birth Control To 11 Year Olds???
by minimus inin portland maine, all you have to do is see the nurse and you can get birth control pills.
we're not talking about high school.
we're talking abot middle school!
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Mrs. Witness
Ever the voice of reason, Scully. Agreed. Fixing the symptom is the easy way out though...root cause analysis takes initiative and time.
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Would You Condone Giving Birth Control To 11 Year Olds???
by minimus inin portland maine, all you have to do is see the nurse and you can get birth control pills.
we're not talking about high school.
we're talking abot middle school!
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Mrs. Witness
And how does the parent give permission to use the clinic? A form? A "note from mom". Geez.
You know, I generally don't say things like this, because it sounds like my hysterical husband, but, it seems to me that in some respects, it's true. But I have a disclaimer, that if the parents are involved and talk to their kids, this shouldn't be the case. Returning...
The media (think Britney Spears, et.al.) and toys (think Bratz dolls) are telling our daughters that it's a great, glamorous thing to dress like harlots and be sexual at earlier and earlier ages. If the parents are too lazy to be involved in what the girls are watching and not really paying attention to what they're buying the girls to play with (again, you can't be lazy...), the parents are part of the problem! So, now, by taking away the responsiblity of actually taking them to a GYN for exams and being a PART of their daughters' lives, this school district will add to the ability of lazy parents to DO NOTHING. Great.
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Would You Condone Giving Birth Control To 11 Year Olds???
by minimus inin portland maine, all you have to do is see the nurse and you can get birth control pills.
we're not talking about high school.
we're talking abot middle school!
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Mrs. Witness
Good point about the STD's Coffee!
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Would You Condone Giving Birth Control To 11 Year Olds???
by minimus inin portland maine, all you have to do is see the nurse and you can get birth control pills.
we're not talking about high school.
we're talking abot middle school!
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Mrs. Witness
And "dealing with it" is giving birth control to the GIRLS through the school nurse? Normally, I'm a very matter-of-fact, make a statement, deal with reality type of person, and I guess I'm getting soft as I grow older, but I can't get on board with giving 11-year-old girls BC pills. WHERE ARE THE PARENTS?! How has it fallen to the local school board to administer this program? Why is it just girls (yes, I know there's no pill for boys)? Why not offer condoms? At least that's not a pharmaceutical!
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Would You Condone Giving Birth Control To 11 Year Olds???
by minimus inin portland maine, all you have to do is see the nurse and you can get birth control pills.
we're not talking about high school.
we're talking abot middle school!
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Mrs. Witness
AND not to mention what the pill will do to these girls' bodies!! There's a reason you can't buy them over the counter!